I GUESS I’M NO LONGER A ONE NIGHT STAND VIRGIN! I’VE BEEN #SLUTTIFIED
Hey Darlings! Yes! You read the title correctly! Let me tell you all about my FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND. OMG! It was THE BEST and definitely not what I expected. So without further ado let’s get right in to this story! I received an invite from a great PR friend of mine inviting me out to the VIP SLUTTY VEGAN Brick & Mortar Soft Grand Opening.
Just in case you’ve been under a rock in the forest, Slutty Vegan is owned by Pinky Cole who started out with a food truck that what seems like overnight became a “MUST HAVE” in Atlanta. Yes Atlanta is full of thousands of great restaurants and delicious food but there’s only on SLUT! Can you say genius marketing? I’m sure you’ve heard the rumors that the lines are always a minimum of two hours and that would be totally accurate. In fact I’ve heard people say that they’ve stood in line for five hours. I know your thinking…HELL NO! I’m not even vegan but Darling once your tongue touches this burger your long ass wait will be so worth it.
Slutty Vegan offers you the following menu options:
- One Night Stand $15
- Fussy Hussy $13
- Sloppy Toppy $13
- Menage A Trois $19
- Big Dawg $15
- Heaux Boy $15
- Hot Chicks $10
- Sweet potato Pie $3.50
- Rass-My-Berry Fruit Drink $4
In honor of my very first visit I had the One Night Stand which includes a plant-based patty, vegan bacon, american cheese, grilled onions, lettuce, tomato and of course their special sauce. I opted to have them add jalapeños and it made the burger so delicious. Darling listen when I say that this was my first ONE NIGHT STAND and IT WAS FREAKING AMAZING. I AM not a vegan and I doubt that anytime I will become one but I do often dibble and dabble with adding vegan options to my eating regimen. Honestly if all vegan food can taste as good as SLUTTY VEGAN than perhaps I would definitely consider converting my entire family. I can truly appreciate that after hours of waiting until I was home to try the burger it definitely withstand the test of time and when I finally consumed it the bread wasn’t soggy or too wet. The burger still gave the appearance of when I first laid my eyes on it during the VIP Celebration.
Whew! If had only known that it was going to be so amazing and delicious! Hey! Just call me a SLUT Honey because every chance that I can get down to the restaurant I will definitely be going and standing in line. Hopefully she’ll consider having a VIP line for us. I have reviewed my fair share of restaurants and this one definitely rises to the TOP of my list for a vegan restaurant. If you happen to be in the Atlanta area and you have some time on your hand I would highly suggest that you grab a burger and become #Sluttied! It’s so worth it but make sure that you block out at least 2-3 hours but it will be so worth your wait. I plan on visiting again within the next few weeks and I’m looking forward to having my first Menage A Trois.
ARE YOU READY TO BECOME A SLUT?